Three brothers are sitting at the bar. An older man is sitting at a table behind them and has obviously had too many already. He stands, walks up to the first brother and says:
“Your mother is a vicious, greedy woman!”
The brother tells him to shut up and go sit down.
After about 5 minutes, the old man stands and walks up to the second brother:
“I sleep with your mother whenever I want!”
Disgusted, the brother tells the old man to bugger off.
A few minutes later, the old man stands and starts walking towards the third brother. All three brothers turn around and yell:
“Dad, go home!”