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Funny Man

Could this be true? (a short story) When God created Man he gave him 30 years of life. Then he created an Ox and gave it also 30 years of life. Ox asked God: “What am I going to do for all those 30 years?” “You will be working hard in fields helping the Man.” “Oh God, I don’t need 30 years for that! 10 years would be just enough,” said the Ox. But the Man asked God if he could take those 20 years from the Ox for himself. God agreed. Then God created a Dog and gave it … Read more

How to Milk a Goat

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Here is another funny story I found on one of my old computers: How to Milk a Goat When I decided to add milk goat to my backyard farm I envisioned pitchers of milk cooling in the fridge while cheddar rounds age in my cellar. Spirit, my first nanny goat, had other ideas. Spirit proved mutinous in milking. Even with twins at her side, she had ample milk to share. Generosity was simply not her forte. However, like falling off a bike or getting thrown from your horse, when you find a goat leg lodged in your right ear, you … Read more

How to Really Read Job Ads

© Copyright Dagmar Rakos Here is a translation what you can REALLY expect whenever you see one of these in a Classifieds Careers/Jobs section:   “extremely busy environment” -> translation: *We are understaffed.* “can work independently” -> translation: *Don’t expect any support from us!* “provide assurance and consulting services to our clients” -> translation: *You are an extremely skillful liar!* “stamina to work long hours” -> translation: *In other words you are expected to be a cross between a jackass, a camel and an ox!* “willing to work hard” -> translation: *Slavery, the legal way.* “outstanding customer support service” -> … Read more

15 Reasons Why Beer Is Better Than Men

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Now we have something for ladies, so they don’t feel hurt: 15 Reasons Why Beer Is Better Than Men You can have more than one beer at a time Beers don’t expect you to be faithful and never ask, is there another beer? You can get the size beer you want, even a long neck! You can have a quick beer on your lunch hour A beer is always there when You want it A beer won’t give you whisker burns You can suck on one beer all night long if you want A beer doesn’t have to be Hard … Read more

5 Reasons Why You Should Quit Your Day Job

Most of us would stop working if we could. We constantly dream about it, but that’s about as far as we get-dreaming. Working a 9-5 just seems inevitable. I, Timothy Ward, however am a master at defying the inevitable. I stare ‘The Inevitable’ in the face and call him dirty names. I say, if you want to stop working, STOP WORKING; I’ll even give you 5 reasons why you should. 1. If you stop working you’ll have more time to devote to reading my articles, columns, and lists. This will enable me to become a household name down at the … Read more