Archive for: December 2006

Q: Do you know why UFO’s never land on Canadian soil?
A: They are afraid the Canadian government will tax them!

I overheard one insurance agent telling a potential client: “I am sorry but we don’t insure against government deeds. We insure against normal natural disasters only!”

Seems to me that if there wasn’t for stupidity only sex would connect people.

Never give an explanation for anything. Your friends don’t need it, your enemies won’t believe you anyway!

A Pessimist says: “All women are bad and corrupted”
An Optimist: “Let’s hope so!”