Archive for: November 2006

Why do we need laws? So we know what to break.

When God invented political parties?
When people had stopped being afraid of hell.

What do we call a person who is constantly lying?
- a Liar.
And the one who always tells the truth?
- Rude.

“Life is hard,” I said to my husband.
“Tell me about it! How many times I had to make a fool of me, so I wouldn t look like an idiot.”

I know a man whose blood type is RH positive even his character is highly negative…