Archive for: October 2006

Why did dragons die out?
They weren t virgins enough to eat.
Stupid creatures. If they would switched to politicians they would’ve blossomed!

Is it true that terrorists had threatened to kidnap Prime Minister of Canada?
Yes, it is.
They even threatened if we don t pay them 10 million ransom they ll return him back!

Never lie!
If the Truth pays more…

Money doesn t bring you happiness
- but it surely does help to bear unhappiness better.

Boxer is a person who when he beats someone that won t get him to jail, but they put him on a winner stand.