Archive for: May 2006

From Canadian Classifieds:
“Wanted: cleaning lady.
Qualifications: bilingualism and the knowledge of computers.”

It is very important for a person s well being to be able to give.
- So please don t forget to write down my address!

Do you know what an UFO is?
That is like a multiculturalism in Canada. Everybody talks about it, but no one knows what is it.

Q: Why is it that men have vertical wrinkles on their foreheads and women horizontal?
A: Because a man pulls down his brows and asks: “Where is the money?”
A woman raises up hers and asks: “What money?”

You ought to love your government.
Because only when you love, you are able to forgive.