Archive for: February 2006

Q: What is a difference between a politician and a battery?
A: Battery does have a plus!

I read this one at one company billboard:
“Warning to company employees! Please, do not spit on the floor every time you get your paycheck!”

A successful politician first thinks, then he talks.
Of course something totally different what he thinks.

Don’t worry if you lose your money. You can be sure somebody will find it!

Q: Who is an optimist?
A: That is a person who after being bored by a radio will turn on T.V.