Now we have something for ladies, so they don’t feel hurt:
15 Reasons Why Beer Is Better Than Men
- You can have more than one beer at a time
- Beers don’t expect you to be faithful and never ask, is there another beer?
- You can get the size beer you want, even a long neck!
- You can have a quick beer on your lunch hour
- A beer is always there when You want it
- A beer won’t give you whisker burns
- You can suck on one beer all night long if you want
- A beer doesn’t have to be Hard to be good
- You don’t have to finish a beer in 2 minutes; you can take as long as you want
- A beer doesn’t expect you to be true while it runs around
- A beer satisfies you Everytime!
- If you pour a beer correctly you can have as Big of a head as you want!
- It takes a long time for a beer to go flat
- Even when you pop your beer’s top you can still have a long stiff one!
- And finally: If you want to Change beer you don’t have to get a lawyer.
Courtesy of Humoricon.com