Funny Man

Could this be true? (a short story) When God created Man he gave him 30 years of life. Then he created an Ox and gave it also 30 years of life. Ox asked God: “What am I going to do for all those 30 years?” “You will be working hard in fields helping the Man.” “Oh God, I don’t need 30 years for that! 10 years would be just enough,” said the Ox. But the Man asked God if he could take those 20 years from the Ox for himself. God agreed. Then God created a Dog and gave it … Read more

How to Milk a Goat

milk goat

Here is another funny story I found on one of my old computers: How to Milk a Goat When I decided to add milk goat to my backyard farm I envisioned pitchers of milk cooling in the fridge while cheddar rounds age in my cellar. Spirit, my first nanny goat, had other ideas. Spirit proved mutinous in milking. Even with twins at her side, she had ample milk to share. Generosity was simply not her forte. However, like falling off a bike or getting thrown from your horse, when you find a goat leg lodged in your right ear, you … Read more

Those Relationships Jokes

Three brothers are sitting at the bar.  An older man is sitting at a table behind them and has obviously had too many already. He stands, walks up to the first brother and says: “Your mother is a vicious, greedy woman!” The brother tells him to shut up and go sit down. After about 5 minutes, the old man stands and walks up to the second brother: “I sleep with your mother whenever I want!” Disgusted, the brother tells the old man to bugger off. A few minutes later, the old man stands and starts walking towards the third brother. … Read more

How to Really Read Job Ads

© Copyright Dagmar Rakos Here is a translation what you can REALLY expect whenever you see one of these in a Classifieds Careers/Jobs section:   “extremely busy environment” -> translation: *We are understaffed.* “can work independently” -> translation: *Don’t expect any support from us!* “provide assurance and consulting services to our clients” -> translation: *You are an extremely skillful liar!* “stamina to work long hours” -> translation: *In other words you are expected to be a cross between a jackass, a camel and an ox!* “willing to work hard” -> translation: *Slavery, the legal way.* “outstanding customer support service” -> … Read more