Think well what you are going to say when you want to say what you think!

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There isn t any cure for birth and for death.
In a meantime keep your cool.

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My friend told me happily the other day: “I think my son will be a politician”.
“Why do you think so?” I asked.
“Just look at him. Whatever he takes into his hands he screws!”

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I don t exactly recommend saying this to a policeman who stops your car, asks for your driver s license, and then your name.
“What? The one who can read is not on duty today?”
- but then: you “Can” try…
Once…

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Gentlemen please, remember: if a lady says No - she doesn’t want, it does not necessarily means she doesn’t want. She just doesn’t want it with you!

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